YOU SCREAM-A, I SCREAM-A

S/FJ live blogged the Lost season finale. I love it.

We get released from our drug study tomorrow. Spirits are high. Here’s what it sounds like:

Listen for the woman who says, “He’s getting crazy.”

Here is a voicemail message left for me by an unknown caller, from an unknown number. It haunts me.

Josh who? What? Josh SOMEBODY.

A few gems overheard in the drug study this morning:
“Have you seen Dick in a Box? It’s got Justin Timberlake and that one guy from Comedy Central in it. Oh its good.”
and then:
“Have you ever seen that movie Saving Sarah Silverman?”
and my favorite, from the middle-aged Asian lady who lent me a copy of Blood [...]

Sometimes I wish it had never been born. Link.

This hunting magazine has been sitting on the bathroom counter for two or three days. Long enough to become waterlogged. I read it cover to cover back when it was still in the cafeteria. Everyone in here has read that magazine by now. And I bet we’re all waiting for the moment we can show [...]

I should work in the mail room for Laffy Taffy. Here’s why.

Cartoon characters could have bones. Via the NY Times.

I tried to buy these domain names today:
screamteam
bawitdaba
gurglegurgle
jelloshot
jelloshots
chachacha
hotdoggin
hotdogging
ringadingding
joshmd
uppity
gimmegimmegimme
newnew
igottotellyou
headswillroll
torturechamber
smithereens
fallinlovewithme
tryme
multiply
dynamite
damngirl
onrepeat
lookdown
onfire
getthat
breathingmachine
getback
fishsticks
sparkplug
underture
hungryeyes
newdisco
fameandfortune
weatherbox
nodancing
invisible
bouncethat
pullingteeth
perfectexample
howtoskinacat
thedriveby
throwingup
countrydance
borrowedtune
gimmesome
golimp
ruiner
sleeperhold
offtherails
rollwithit
citybird
plusones
titletrack
gotyourmoney
whitemice
rocktheclock
takepills
overmyhead
poptones
partyhard
topyourself
pinsandneedles
gypsylove
problematic
pumppump
disappearer
becuz
youknowwho
goinghard
stayhungry
wildwildlife
squeezeit
lowball
soyoung
nofun
gravelpit

Most of these are song titles in my itunes library. ALL TAKEN. Which means one of two things. One: tons of people have already done exactly what I just did. Two: record labels/artists buy their track lists’ domains prior to/soon after release. Maybe [...]

This guy paints stuff he wants, then sells the paintings for the cost of the item painted. Dang. Why didn’t I have this idea?
Wants for Sale