HAPPY NEW YEAR, etc. Let’s talk turkey, right? What did you get for Christmas? Mother and Father Christmas rewarded me with a remote control helicopter called the Feralbeast. I broke it before the wrapping paper had even hit the ground. Turns out, my mattress does not double as a helipad. But it’s okay. I fixed [...]
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GHOST OF CHRISTMAS PAST
About this time last year, my hermit crab Lil Wayne put on a Santa cap and moped around to the the tune of Christmas Time is Here. He sure did have a lot of holiday cheer. When I put the video online, Lil Wayne became an instant celebrity. A few days later he died from [...]
LIL WAYNE, IN MEMORIAM
I met my first hermit crab on Halloween. A costume stop had opened up in the old Old Navy in the Hancock Center, and I needed something to go with my pith helmet. All I wanted was a top notch fake mustache, so I could go as Panama Jack. Their fake mustaches [...]
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