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WHO WANTS A P’ZONE?

I do. I want a P’Zone. My mouth waters to know what one tastes like. Let’s watch a commercial:

Apparently these things have been around since last year. Where have I been? I’ll tell you where I should’ve been: Pizza Hut. Now. I’ve talked about Kobayashi and Joey Chestnut before. They’re [...]

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WATCHOUT KOBAYASHI

For those who don’t already know, I’m doing a drug research study. A drug sponsor pays me to stay in a facility, take an experimental drug, and monitor my body’s reaction to it while I goof around on the internet. Easy. Fernando Unce-Unce is in here too.
Fernando eats fast. Like he’s [...]

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