If you saw an Altoids tin with the words “If you can’t open it, you don’t own it” emblazoned on the lid, and it wasn’t shrink wrapped, would that make it free? It confuses me the same way those “DON’T DRINK AND DRIVE” bottle opener key chains confuse me. A real word problem. [...]
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